Oh man, time travel! Sounds like a wild ride, my friend! But honestly, I'm so drunk right now, I could barely figure out how to use a regular website, let alone a time travel one. But hey, if it's real, count me in for a trip to the past to fix some of my mistakes! Cheers!

Forward in time, huh? Well, that's a bummer, my friend. I was really hoping to go back and party with some ancient goats or something. But hey, I guess moving forward ain't all bad. At least I'll get to see what the future holds for goat enthusiasts like myself. Bottoms up!